Here's What Your Favourite Biscuit Says About You

Here's What Your Favourite Biscuit Says About You

Because some people are just suchhh bourbons.

Biscuits. They're the perfect snack. There's nothing better than settling down with a nice cup of tea and a biscuit in the afternoon.

We all have our favourites (and least favourites, I'm looking at you party rings) so here's what your favourite biscuit says about you.

JAMMY DODGER

You're the life and soul of the party. Full of love and umm… Jam apparently. Be careful though, always wearing your heart on your sleeve can be sweet, but sometimes it can get real messy.

JAFFA CAKES

You think you know politics, but really you just like to argue with people and always end up crying.

CUSTARD CREAM

You're the consistently nice one of your friendship group. No matter what happens you'll always be there to solve arguments and make sure everyone is having a nice old time. Just the right amount of sweet, you're definitely the first person people call if they want a chat and a brew.

BOURBON

A bit like the custard cream, except you're a little on the wild side. You're the one who will get too drunk on a night out and tell your mate she looks like a bin bag full of raccoons for the bants but she cries and you're too drunk to remember what you said… but she'll forgive you because she's a custard cream.

DIGESTIVE

The biscuit equivalent of a golden retriever. You're a classic lad. Always up for the bants, but never taking it too far. All round good guy and top bloke. Also freakin' cute as heck.

PARTY RINGS

Nobody likes you.

RICH TEA

You hate change. There have been many biscuits since the old faithful Rich Tea with better flavours and chocolate tops, but you're sticking with this guy and I'm not sure whether you should take that as a compliment. At least you're loyal, babes.

GARIBALDI

You might genuinely be a serial killer. Seriously. Go think about what you've done.

GINGER NUT

You think you're tough, but you're not. You've also got bad taste, seriously you should be straight up ashamed if this your favourite biscuit.

OREO

You're the most popular one in your friendship group. Much loved by everyone and a whole load of fun. Don't let anyone try to change you, OG is best… you just get a bit weird when you eat too much birthday cake.

FIG ROLL

You're 65.

MALTED MILK

You're 5.

MARYLAND COOKIES

You're the best friend you could possibly have, but sometimes you're a bit of a flake. Good for a little gossip and you have an absolutely banging dry sense of humour.

CHOCOLATE HOBNOB

If you pick a choco hobnob, then we have to hand it to you. We wanna be your mate. Yeah, you can be a little flakey at times, but your sweet, sweet chocolatey top holds you together meaning you'll never let anyone down. You know how to have fun and are the perfect person to call when you're feeling down.